Sometimes Jesus and I fall asleep watching Hulu.
2 days ago
Sometimes Jesus and I fall asleep watching Hulu.
2 days agoMerry Xmas!
1 week ago
night night
1 week ago
Panky’s over my kisses.
1 week ago
I’M FAMOUS!
1 week agoJesus is featured on Pets Who Want To Kill Themselves!!!!
“If I can’t pick my nose or my owner, at least I can pick my owner’s nose.”


Jesus is a snuggle machine.
3 weeks ago
Jesus wears a turtleneck… just like Audrey Hepburn
3 weeks ago
T G I Fuck, I’m bored.
1 month ago